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By "near" I mean like a sphere of 10 Meters around them. You can't manipulate them directly, it has to be a non-living object. You also can't cause anyone else to die before their fated time of death.

So, how do you embarass them.

Trip them down the stairs? (zero injuries remember)

Drop their mug while they try to drink water?

C'mon, what's the most embarassing thing you can do?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Make em kiss each other

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Let the victims of their actions show up right next to them, when are in the middle of their boasting and lying.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Break everything they touch. Chair, collapse. Table, fold in on itself. Door, you guest it falls off its hinges.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like what the Hitchhiker's Guide proposed: have their clothes make one step to the left. Or, even better for some people (esp. men): do it with their makeup. Perhaps fake teeth/hair.

Also, why manipulate the mug they're drinking out of when you can manipulate the fluid inside of it?

You could tie their shoe strings mid walk... Constantly switch the key caps on their keyboard around (you just know they have to look down while typing)...

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Re-liquify Trumps bronzer and have it drip down his neck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I won't allow them to make public speeches, cameras will always stop recording, and microphones won't work. When they wohld need to answer questions they won't be able to open their mouth or they won't hear what the question was, if my telekinesis allows to manipulate light, they will constantly miss things and won't be able to see things. Actually if anything but injuring them allowed in the 10 meter sphere, you can ruin their careers in matter of days if not hours.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Use their own phones to record their plans and illegal activities, then upload it all over.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Might work in democracies, in autocracies it doesn't do anything, and the dictator can just say fake news and censor everything.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I make the air immediately around then smell like they just shit themselves

I make sure that they can smell it too

When the Tangerine Toddler is about to give an address, I make sure that the microphones stop working, and send fart sounds to the receivers, while the shit smell gets stronger and fills the nearby area

I'd make every deliberately dishonest statement from the mouth of a public figure cause a little raincloud to appear above their head, with little lightning bolts that look great on camera

I'll also make the arsehole of every conservative in the world itch uncontrollably whenever they choose to be a dickhead when they could choose to be nice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

"TT" probably already smells bad. Unlike most(?) people who (as is the rumour) wear incontinence pants, he doesn't seem to be the kind of person who would be level-headed about it if someone were to point it out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

At every press conference of right wing politicians

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Manipulate nearby water (in glasses, but I am only interested in the water) to first be in the form of water vapor, and then turn back to liquid in the politician's pits and nipples and eyes. Making him seem like he's lactating during a very sombre press conference. Making him seem like he's hyper-perspiring during speeches. Making him seem like he's crying during budget deliberations.

I'll make this happen repeatedly, without drawing attention to it unnecessarily. Just a politician who lactates, gushes water out of his pits, and cries.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I make a dildo fall out of Trump's pocket.

Edit to add: but not before I buy shares in leading dildo manufacturers, because no self-respecting MAGA will be caught dead in public without their pocket-dildo after that.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Manipulate the gel in their hair.

Their watch suddenly slips off their wrist.

Belt opens, pants fall down.

Or manipulate the watch-arm by moving the watch.

Turn off microphone, or even make it fall down.

Volume on max.

Make their phone vibrate.

~~ Edit: make the fillings of their teeth fall out, or heck, keep their mouth shut by manipulating the fillings.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

damn, threadkiller?

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