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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Part of the problem, IMO, is found in the deep divisions presently found in our country. Most forward progress comes from the network in which people exist (notwithstanding the myth of "rugged individualists" as the secret to success). Our present society is riven with deep divisions along generational, ideological, political, socio-economic, and racial lines. If we want to break out of the present "us vs. them" trap we're in, we have to begin to reach across the divisions in everyway possible. (And I am not suggesting that we give up our differences, only that we reference them only when they are appropriate to the overall welfare of our network/society/culture.)

It's a lengthy quote, but it comes from one of the foremost authorities on democratic leadership, James MacGregor Burns:

"The function of leadership is to engage followers, not merely to activate them, to commingle needs and aspirations and goals in a common enterprise, and in the process to make better citizens of both leaders and followers. To move from manipulation to power-wielding is to move from the arithmetic of everyday contacts and collisions to the geometry of the structure and dynamics of interaction. It is to move from checkers to chess, for in the “game of kings” we estimate the powers of our chessmen and the intentions and calculations and indeed the motives of our adversary. But democratic leadership moves far beyond chess because, as we play the game, the chessmen come alive, the bishops and knights and pawns take part on their own terms and with their own motivations, values, and goals, and the game moves ahead with new momentum, direction, and possibilities. In real life the most practical advice for leaders is not to treat pawns like pawns, nor princes like princes, but all persons like persons." ~Burns, 'Leadership,' (1978)

Edit: typo

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Wow! Elmo is glad he asked! Elmo learned that it is important to ask a friend how they are doing. Elmo will check in again soon, friends! Elmo loves you. #EmotionalWellBeing"

Elmo lying. Elmo sorry he asked, just wanted to sell more junk. Existential dread no good for selling junk! And slogans not further good policies!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I forgot HBO bought Season Street.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

HBO/Discovery has an exclusivity deal, which expires in 2025. The show is owned by Sesame Workshop. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/sesame-street-hbo-max-pbs-deal-1235252239/

[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Elmo asked how everyone was doing, the replies were so bad president of the United States had to come in.

Who got that on their bingo card?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Imagine if it had been the previous president...

[–] [email protected] 85 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

I came to the comments to see if someone just summarized what the article is about so I can decide whether or not I want to read it.

Since no one else did, here you go:

"Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?" the X page for Elmo posted. A barrage of responses – tens of thousands of them – were brutally honest and downright cynical about the dread people are feeling.

Here is Biden's (or his account's) response:

I know how hard it is some days to sweep the clouds away and get to sunnier days.

Our friend Elmo is right: We have to be there for each other, offer our help to a neighbor in need, and above all else, ask for help when we need it.

Even though it's hard, you're never alone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Ok Mr. Biden, can you help me afford a house? I've been working my ass off for the better part of 2 decades and can't seem to manage it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How is the guy (biden) who's in a position to actually get shit figured out responding like it's our responsibility to?

Just to be extremely clear, there is no presidential candidate worthy of the position. Trump and Biden can both wheel their crippled old asses to the nearest nursing home.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

How is the guy (biden) who's in a position to actually get shit figured out responding like it's our responsibility to?

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for the country...

I think that's one of the worst quotes from a president of a country. The government is for the people, it's supposed to be doing stuff for the people. It should be our sword and shield against the corporations and fascists, but instead it's become the shackles of the people.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ask for help? This country is built around avoiding meaningful help for others because of “freedom”. You are free to live in a box under a bridge. Free to lack upward mobility. Free to be jailed because of homelessness, drug addiction or mental health problems. Free to lose your home because of a health problem. Help is “socialism” in this country. Can’t have that. Gotta have those freedoms instead.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (2 children)

In America, you are not free to live under a bridge. People get run off of that situation all the time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The bridges around here all have no trespassing signs. In English and Spanish despite this being Indiana.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

You'd think they'd at least have it written in Indian.

:P

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

You’re free to go find another bridge to live under.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Anyone remember when Elmo first started showing up and the horrible truth that Sesame Street was dead and would never wake up sunk in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQrB2hLClnU

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

That was actually a great video

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Inb4 MAGAts claim that Sesame Street was bought out by dark Brandon to spread his propaganda.

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