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If only there was a better way...
I wasn’t going to, but now you’ve got me thinking about it.
I have moved on to egg rolls.
Well I am on pineapple satay skewers. Get with the now.
Challenge accepted!
Just watch me motherfucker
Well DUH! It's summer idiots.
I'm sure you can get frozen spring rolls
My body, my choice.
Doctor: can you at least wait a few seconds after you take them out of the deep fryer next time?
The new sexually frustrated boomer trend
Yeah probably the same "doctors" that give vaccines and think covid is real 😳
Several years back, I went to the store at the beginning of summer to get some foam pool noodles for the pool. I couldn't find them anywhere, not even Walmart.
The next spring, they were everywhere, but they all included a tag or sticker that read "Not to be inserted rectally."
So we had to go a summer without pool noodles so the government regulators could protect us against some butt stuff some weirdo tried.
if you can shove a pool noodle up yer arse, I don't think the government should tell you not too
SOMEBODY should tell you not to!
you just did, and that's enough.
if you don't mind me, I'm going to get a pool noodle for research
Well, have fun.
they are going that way anyway, why not have a couple take a shortcut
This is why we can’t have free healthcare.
A spring roll a day…
"Breaking news"
It's because those doctors already have anal beads in their ass.
First they told us not to eat the yellow snow, now they're telling us not to stick spring rolls up our poop chutes. It's like doctors don't want us to find any joy in our lives.
Or give them reasons to earn money while also telling crazy ass stories to their friends and family. Literally.
Bread 🥖
What goes up must always come down
Well, I wasn't going to before, but now I am wondering what hidden secrets they are keeping from us??
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