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[–] [email protected] 1 points 32 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

If only there was a better way...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

I wasn’t going to, but now you’ve got me thinking about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I have moved on to egg rolls.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Well I am on pineapple satay skewers. Get with the now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Challenge accepted!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Just watch me motherfucker

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well DUH! It's summer idiots.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

I'm sure you can get frozen spring rolls

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Doctor: can you at least wait a few seconds after you take them out of the deep fryer next time?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The new sexually frustrated boomer trend

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah probably the same "doctors" that give vaccines and think covid is real 😳

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Several years back, I went to the store at the beginning of summer to get some foam pool noodles for the pool. I couldn't find them anywhere, not even Walmart.

The next spring, they were everywhere, but they all included a tag or sticker that read "Not to be inserted rectally."

So we had to go a summer without pool noodles so the government regulators could protect us against some butt stuff some weirdo tried.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

if you can shove a pool noodle up yer arse, I don't think the government should tell you not too

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

SOMEBODY should tell you not to!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you just did, and that's enough.

if you don't mind me, I'm going to get a pool noodle for research

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Well, have fun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

they are going that way anyway, why not have a couple take a shortcut

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is why we can’t have free healthcare.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

A spring roll a day…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

"Breaking news"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's because those doctors already have anal beads in their ass.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First they told us not to eat the yellow snow, now they're telling us not to stick spring rolls up our poop chutes. It's like doctors don't want us to find any joy in our lives.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Or give them reasons to earn money while also telling crazy ass stories to their friends and family. Literally.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

What goes up must always come down

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Well, I wasn't going to before, but now I am wondering what hidden secrets they are keeping from us??

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