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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Drink the bleach, eat the horse cream.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

They cancelled it all cause lord trump said to drink bleach. That’s all we need.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

has there been a run on horse dewormer again yet

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

The brain worms will be making that illegal this time

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I'd like to split the US now. Same rules. North and south. Korea did it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How about Americans get to stay in America, but we move Trumpers and Separatists to shitty reserves, guano islands, spits of airstrip in the Pacific, etc.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

They can have Texas and its power grid to themselves

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok but um...what do we do with California?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you guys accepting Illinois ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

As long as Michigan is OK with it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I hear there is already a great Country Up north Maybe they would BE interested ingaining a bit more Land south of them. So why Not Join them then?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm assuming you're just German, but your capitalization makes it look like you're trying to write a secret message

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Who knows 😏

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Start heading north then, we'll take anyone up here as long as you behave. MI-UP has so much unused land.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah, but that's my slice of untouched nature to visit in the summer....there's so little left 🥲

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Living in Idaho, the Mississippi of the North, I'm curious about the new borders but extremely intrigued.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Except South will be the weirdos, not the north. 😉

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

looks at Ohio

Okay.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And that marks the official end of the US pharmaceutical industry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Do not touch anything newly approved. I'm starting to think they're going to let leaded drugs back in.

[–] [email protected] 181 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

They cancelled the testing because it's not tested enough. MAGA brainworm logic will literally be the death of us all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Long term safety testing is different from efficacy testing.

But it sounds like there will no money for any types of testing.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think the “brainworm” is just conservatism… It attacks the education centre of the host and, over decades, renders them extremely dumb and pliable to its will.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Brain damage (concussion, parasites, etc.) has shown to lead to more conservative tendency.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

i.e. Fetterman

[–] [email protected] 117 points 2 days ago (4 children)

They’ve been lying about the reason the whole time. They don’t give a fuck how tested it is or what the results are, they want it off the market for ideological reasons. Right wing crunchy fash might honest to god be worse than the Evangelicals.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Right wing crunchy fash

Oh no

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Honestly, I think it's more they just want to hurt the working class. Keep us as sick and desperate as possible.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Right wing crunchy fash

🤣 🤣 I needed this today, thank you

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Right wing crunchy fash might honest to god be worse than the Evangelicals.

They're the same picture

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I watched the Evangelicals slowly turn into crunchy fascists, it was fucken bizzare. While I don't know the source the first sign I saw was Kent Hovind pushing "Vitamin B17" also known as de facto cyanide, basically it is a compound that breaks down into cyanide in the gut.