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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

M is for mermaid man and W is for wumbo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Waaaah-hoo! Flip mode. Flip mode is the greatest.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Easy: Are you a Mama-mia or a Wowie-zowie

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I want to be a "Wah-hooo!" Kinda guy, but I am unfortunately more of a "Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!" (as in getting burned by lava) personality in reality.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why is Wario a push and Mario a pull?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

because it's the same door

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

I’m a Waluigi thanks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

But... I'm really more of a shyguy 🫣

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

as a trans lady built like wario it depends on how bigoted the other patrons are basically

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Before their inevitable merger in the 1982, the two eternal rivals in the Dictionary business actually used to share a dormitory at Oxford.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Left is mini. Right is wumbo.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you a Utahraptor or a Dromiceiomimus?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

W for Wumbo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Well, don't keep us hanging! Which one are you????

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago

took me a while to figure out it was not a choice between mario and wario

if I was in a hurry there'd be a 50% chance i took the "wrong" door

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Obey Wario. Destroy Mario!”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Since it's cut off at the start it's more like "Bey Wario. Destroy Mario!"