Bro definitely sticking it in the roomba
this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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Just makes me sad
Two ways to read this:
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Anon needs to stop reading hentai, he's permanently altered his libido.
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Anon has the virility of an 18-year-old viking, and quite frankly most of us could not even imagine so little stimuli getting the job done.
- Anon is realizing a deep seated kink, maybe even a paraphilia
It was all so normal until the last sentence.
Unrelated but...
Project moon mentioned
Anon was cooked from the beginning, wanting to have sex with his employees.
Cutesy gestures?
It's very possible this is already a manga
Except grandpas house and no young master to serve, only angry grandpa who doesn’t want her
ponkotsu ponko
What's wrong with people
This is what no pussy does to a mfer
You are completely defective.
no but the Roomba will be pretty soon.