Cancer dog (kanker hond) is a very bad swear word in the Netherlands.
this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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Is it a name I'd call someone or something I'd yell when I stub my toe? Or is it more like, "What the cancer dog!?" I can't say it's my favorite profanity.
No it's a name you call somebody, but only if someone really hurt you or screwed you over.
When you hurt you toe you might say teering or tyfus (tbc, typhus)
"These thoughts are too useful to just stay in my head, I'm going out to get some sticky letters so I can spread the message to the world"
PEEVERT! NO DOGS, CANCER IN THE HOUSE!
At least they parked accordingly
I volunteered at a college food bank once, and one of the volunteers brought her dog along. A Muslim grad student who was a client was kinda amazed - was talking a bunch about how he’d never pet a dog before. (He did happily pet the dog.)
The full quote didn't fit on the tailgate:
"While the general population is commonly exposed to animal viruses and bacteria, many of which are known to cause cancer in animals, the etiologic role of these exposures in human cancer remains speculative. For example, animal oncoviruses generally are species specific and do not infect or replicate easily in humans. Nevertheless, animal viruses conceivably may cause cancer in humans analogous to human and simian polyomaviruses causing tumors in non-permissive rodents. Epidemiologic studies to date have provided little evidence that animal viruses and bacteria cause human cancer. Future studies will need to address the complex nature of cancer taking into account multiple interacting risk factors, and perhaps a non-stationary stochastic risk that contradicts conventional research design. The latter may be especially true given the waxing and waning behavior of viruses and bacteria. The same infectious agent may present and react differently depending on a host of factors including geography, seasonal variation and climate, population density, and herd immunity. Travel, hygiene, and cultural variation in food consumption and preparation among individuals further complicate the epidemiologic study in this field."
Isn't there a community on Lemmy for this level of unhinged?
If not, we need one.
c/SchizophreniaMobiles or something
Speling is a cancre. Ie'm the cuer.
This is anti-dog propaganda being spread by cats.
The Feline Propaganda Macine
What a refreshing take. At least this nutter isn't researching how evil trump haters are.
Why are they always interested in orifices?
Cancer Dog Turd? I found my new password for the next decade.
Haha that's great. What's your mother's maiden name just wondering? I love learning strangers family history
My mother's maiden name was Smith, we had a family dog when I was young, the dogs name was spot, oh, and interestingly the last four of my SSN is 678. Weird right?
My favorite movie is 'From Justin to Kelly.'
A movie about finding love in an unexpected place .....Florida on spring break. It should give them pause.
It always amuses me how much American idiots like to show off in public how stupid they are, and how proud they are about it.
This is very much just plain mental illness, but if you want to use it to justify being annoyed at all Americans in general, more power to you I guess.
It's not about being annoyed by Americans - I simply have seen this kind of behavior nowhere else: People who are total nutjobs, and happily announce it to the world like this.
No justification necessary nowadays.
Pervert no dogs cancer in house
This guy gets it, try to really dig into your conclusions before investigating anything & anytime someone provides good reasons they aren't actually true. Get really belligerent and obstinate when someone traps you with 'logical reasons' or 'convincing evidence'. Then you too can maintain an irrational childish perspective through adulthood & never have to challenge your beliefs or learn anything even slightly uncomfortable.
That makes me sad, because it's probably true. Someone he lived probably got cancer and he somehow in his brain connected it to the dog. Grief is a hell of a thing
Are you sure the driver is not a cat
Toonces?
It can't be ruled out
It cat’n?
Common emotional support truck owner
This reminds me of working at KMart whenever the "tin foil hat" people would come in and ask if we had devices to "stop the government from hacking my TV".
To be fair, the government is definitely hacking our TVs.
True. But wrapping it in foil will not help with that.
Tbf, they don't have to "hack" if they have backdoor access, or simply buy your data (and then they don't even need a warrant!)
I was using “hack” very loosely here but basically what I meant was backdoor and everything else Snowden warned us about.
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