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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I had to do F when MRI scanning, and that felt like A TORTURE, laying still like a statue for 40 mins, after that long my mind started fucking with me thinking i was moving one direction, to counteract the non existent movement i went other direction, and then i would question my life choices when the guy controlling the MRI tells me I moved and has to redo the imaging. 😭

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Used to love stomach-sleeping. Then got severe nerve damage in my shoulder and neck. Now H all day every day

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

C, I call it the Jethro Tull.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

A, reverse A, A, reverse A, etc

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

A until my arm is good and dead

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I never know where to place my hands in A.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Alternative appearance would be the vice city era gta death animation. Spasm and all

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Finally, hypercube sleeping getting the recognition it deserves.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I like a sideways version of H, but my girlfriend likes D, so I end up sideways in a coffin housed within a section of the tesseract blanket that's slightly outside of the material plane and it's lovely

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Some days, to avoid disturbing my sleeping cats, I sleep sideways across the head of my bed curled around them. Those days I swim in a sea of pillows.

So I guess d?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

G, but I'm not as skinny as Goku.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Famously Yamcha's death pose

Source:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Oh... no idea why I confused him for Goku.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Their Gis are the same color and both bear Roshi's name on the back. It's not unreasonable as a guess, but we're dragon ball nerds and know the scene being referenced.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

You can tell I have watched Dragon Ball in forever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

E but D looks pretty cool

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I sleep like B wishing it was H

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

A bit of duct tape can fix that, just like everything else

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

I too prefer the D

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

B or C or H,

H is looking sick honestly

[–] [email protected] 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

That's why you gotta get one of those side sleeper pillows (I've got one without a waifu, but to each their own). That shit is straight up magic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Consistently A

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

H on the side

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

What the fuck is kinda sleep is D?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Me: B Wife: E

[–] [email protected] 19 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

G but the blanket somehow wraps around me like D.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

That's why I personally use a Mâbius blanket. That's a manifold that doesn't fold 😎

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

D mostly. Occasional G

[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago

A to D to H to B to C to G to F to E. All in about 5 minutes. Repeat until alarm.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

H. Who dares to wake me?

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