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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

A human christian women let their newborn baby to die in the forest while her and her family fucked off to an impromptu trip. The baby was only found thanks to the dog barking and trying to bring attention to it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cats do nothing but sin because they have no soul.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

here's an insult I think belongs here:
"unlike AI music, this song has a soul. And that soul deserves to go to hell."

I don't think cars should go to hell though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Autocorrect loves changing cat to car for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Right and wrong is one thing, sin is another. Sin is doing stuff that God says not to do, morality doesn't really come into it. Cats can't sin because they don't have theistic religion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Defying an authority figure is not a sin. What if it tells you to do something bad, like slit your sons throat and burn the body? Defining sin as questioning authority is BS.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That is precisely what differentiates sin from evil. It's why we have two words for those two things. Abraham would not have sinned by killing Isaac as ordered. But it would have been an evil act, and stupid and insane

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Cats are their own gods. Letting them see the bottom of their food bowl is a mortal sin and you will burn in kitty hell for it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

By this logic psychopaths do not sin.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Explains why so many of them own Megachurches

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If the first statement were true then Adam and Eve did not sin because they literally did not know right from wrong until eating the literal fruit of the knowledge of food and evil.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They literally didn’t exist. It’s a story made up by people to scare children.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's a weird story though because the moral seems to be that even adults don't do what they're told. And sometimes your sister is hot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Alternate take if you’re into it: “Sin” only exists in our mind, once we perceive it we create it. Naivety truly is bliss, knowledge is a curse.

But having knowledge also means you know how to do drugs and neat ways of fucking, so … win some lose some.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

They were literally told what they were allowed and not allowed to do before they ate that fruit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

They literally did not know what they were doing was evil because they literally did not know right from wrong.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but they didn't understand that not following God's orders was bad. They weren't capable of making moral decisions because they hadn't eaten the fruit yet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If you follow the story, it’s apparent that the end was engineered. And that the real villain was not the snake or adam nor eve but god itself

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

The serpent is a Promethean figure and is forever disfigured because of it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Me, a homo sapiens, belonging to the animal kingdom

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

This homo bragging about being a kween. Work, bitch! 💅

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah it's bullshit. Pro-social animals like dogs, primates, elephants understand group norms and social expectations e.g. appeasement behaviour. Its probably how our own "morality" developed as a species.

And there's evidence to suggest some species like dolphins absolutely do exhibit moral type behaviour like fairness and cooperation.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 days ago

Your examples, and honestly calling it bullshit, operate under your human understanding of right and wrong.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (3 children)

cat: stares intently at the growling human while slowly pushing the mug off the table

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Cat: I'm bored. Let's see if I can get the hairless ape 20x my size off the couch. Ooh! I bet they can't get over here before this hits the ground.

:: gently pawing ceramic figurine sounds ::

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

This isn't right or wrong; it's a guaranteed reaction.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

After years of training to know what the word ‘No’ command means.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It doesn't take years of training, they just don't care.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Oh, they do care. That's why they do it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Years of training the human by playing stupid you mean.