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Stage 9 From Outer Space.
this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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Had a friend the other day get diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. I laughed and said let me know when it’s stage 9.
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Why the random casual racism?
It's implying it would be ok if he was black.
The president America deserves.
I'm just reminded of that vinny skit where Mario tells Luigi "You have stage 9 cancer Luigi, I don't even know what that means"
Gleason score
His cancer's at a defcon 12
Like AI, it's not just that he's dumb, he's confidently dumb.
Honestly, if i had to choose trump or AI to be prez, i'd probably choose AI...
At least you would accidentally get some shit right sometimes.
"dumbest white man to ever live" is not the one in the white house, its probably some magat voter in florda or alabama
dumbest white man to ever live in the white house? yea that's probably right.
Idk Reagan was pretty fucking stupid too
Regan didn't mention about nuking hurricanes, did he?
He was demented from the get go.
Inb4 trump gets stage 12 prostate cancer. He has the biggest and greatest cancer of all time.
Before prostate cancer gets stage 12 Donald Trump, you mean.
That poor cancer. I feel sorry for it
I will bet good money that if Biden started getting massive sympathy, Trump is going to say that he has stage 47 cancer in his ear due to being almost assassinated.
Stage 47 cancer, which some people say is the best cancer. My uncle had stage 47 cancer, so I knows alot about stage 47 cancer! It almost got my uncle assasinated too! So he started developing anti assasination batteries. I have made better batteries though. Batteries so great that if i had one in my boat, and it was sinking, id jump and get eaten by a shark, because the battery would kill me worse than a shark. So i also think Ohio loves me most.
Yea, I'm pretty sure he's the cancer.