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Inb4 trump gets stage 12 prostate cancer. He has the biggest and greatest cancer of all time.
Before prostate cancer gets stage 12 Donald Trump, you mean.
That poor cancer. I feel sorry for it
I will bet good money that if Biden started getting massive sympathy, Trump is going to say that he has stage 47 cancer in his ear due to being almost assassinated.
Stage 47 cancer, which some people say is the best cancer. My uncle had stage 47 cancer, so I knows alot about stage 47 cancer! It almost got my uncle assasinated too! So he started developing anti assasination batteries. I have made better batteries though. Batteries so great that if i had one in my boat, and it was sinking, id jump and get eaten by a shark, because the battery would kill me worse than a shark. So i also think Ohio loves me most.
Yea, I'm pretty sure he's the cancer.