this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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Too Dumb To Imagine

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So dumb that you couldn't even have imagine it.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Stage 47 cancer, which some people say is the best cancer. My uncle had stage 47 cancer, so I knows alot about stage 47 cancer! It almost got my uncle assasinated too! So he started developing anti assasination batteries. I have made better batteries though. Batteries so great that if i had one in my boat, and it was sinking, id jump and get eaten by a shark, because the battery would kill me worse than a shark. So i also think Ohio loves me most.