Elon Musk: "hahaha, suckers"
this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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Elon really hoping that he can skate by without legal consequences as long as he just pretends he didn't actually bribe voters.
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Who could have seen this coming???
Putting aside the fact that musk is an asshole, the value of $100 to him is probably less than what 1 cent is worth to most other people, and I can imagine that if most people owed someone 1c, they would probably never get around to paying it.
It's a different world for the ultra rich, and even more so for the ultra ultra ultra ultra richest.
That's because you don't have a billionaire's brain. They're somewhere between "I don't give a damn about these people" and "LOL! Look how I stiffed these losers!"
Honestly at this point the judge should rule against them for being idiots
"The court finds you contemptible."
He can pay them back in burning cybertrucks.
He can't afford it
No. Fucking. Shit.
Musk meant $100 credit, towards the purchase of a cybertruck. 🫤
Or a brand new, top of the line toy Yoda!
Maybe it was supposed to be 100 doll hairs... common mistake.
It only makes sense that you could buy a presidency in an uber capitalistic country.
I am not surprised at all
Yeah no shit.
Paying them would be illegal
Conning them isn’t.
Well, it's still illegal. Just with a considerably smaller penalty
Penalty?
It's more like a processing fee :)
No shit.
Surprise?
Screwed over by the world's richest man?
Yeah, well so was the rest of the nation...
Paying people to vote a certain way should be one of the worst crimes in a democracy punishable by the harshest of punishments
It usually is. In a democracy anyway
In Murica..?!
When one of the two biggest black holes for cash on the entire planet promise to make things better for you if you just do this thing they want to happen, you shouldn't be surprised if at the end of the process you have less money and they have more money. Elon Musk is expert at making money move from you to him. So is Jeff Besos. It doesn't have to be direct from you to them via a payment, just know that they are sucking up the money, and if you ever, ever, ever do something they want you to do, you can be 100% sure it's because after they're done, you have less money and they have more.
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