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And when you press down, the current letter's value briefly increments to the next letter before being replaced by an asterisk. Z causes the router to crash.

Right wingers love the idea of hate-sex

Nah, its because of the gay frogs

She's got a dandelion!

Yes, because the new normal expectation is that common sense is far from common, and that no matter who you vote for, the results will be more of everything that's wrong with the world

He's a republican for all intents and purposes. But not literally.

Ah crap. I guess my fingers need more train ing, and I will have to leave it there now.

Full stream ahead with the train puns

Seems a bit Ohio.

Is the misspelling of Tehran intentional ?

Did he make up the Vance part ?

He's already never going away until he's dead. Doesn't need to start a war to effect that, it's already happened with the corrupt courts.