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this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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Cynthia Sizer
I know an Amanda Lynn, she can't sing for shit. But she slices onions and potatoes thin as paper.
How about Winamp?
If so, they should probably avoid llama farms.
no problem there as long as you don't stop at the whip shop on the way
I IRL know an Amanda Lynne
Zach Sophone
Omg i love this
Don't name a girl "Brass," or she'll grow up horn-y.
edit Brass not Bass
Bass Guitar would disagree.
I edited it to be 'Brass.'
I got some upvotes with 'Bass' so either everyone out here is as dumb as I am or people know bass players are horny.
Probably both.
I don't like this composition of names, go for Viola.
Susie Phon
Mandy Lynn?