Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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We're trying to decide between Claire Annette and Amanda Lynn.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Don't name a girl "Brass," or she'll grow up horn-y.

edit Brass not Bass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bass Guitar would disagree.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I edited it to be 'Brass.'

I got some upvotes with 'Bass' so either everyone out here is as dumb as I am or people know bass players are horny.

Probably both.