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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Meter‽ We are more than well acquainted.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

About a yard.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

About the size of a giant sea turtle.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The overall length of an M16A4

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I didn't even know what a M16A4 is. Some US unit, right?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Yes, with the official M16A4 unit being defined as 1/100th the length between the goal lines of an American Football field.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

approximately 1.06 × 10⁻⁷ nanolightyears

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Take a really long rope and put one end on either pole of the Earth, and the other end on the equator. Use the shortest path, and make sure the rope is tight. No squiggles allowed! Chop that rope into exactly 10 000 000 equal parts. One of them is as long as a meter. Now you just need to find the right one.

Edit: more zeros.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

You mean the the square root of the surface of Saarland divided by 2,569,690?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

About 0.59 Smoots

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Five traditional sausages in a row.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Traditional in which country?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Okay, so, right, okay. Um. In German schools (and probably some other countries...?), many many years ago (possibly still today? or maybe it's all digital now? what am I saying, this is German schools), the blackboard in every classroom was a large, green, rectangular middle part and two square "wings", one on each side (as wings are wont to be...). They can swing in and out, providing extra room for writing on the outer side of the wings. Also for extracurricular shenanigans such as writing "[name] + [name] = SEX" in the middle, swinging the wings closed to hide the writing and then breaking out into hysterics when the teacher opens the blackboard to reveal your incredibly highbrow joke.

This type of blackboard is quintessential to my recollections about and concept of school.

Why am I going into such unnecessary detail about this? I have ADHD and possibly autism, I need you to understand what I'm saying and I can't find any sources of this existing in the English speaking world and I can't find an English word for those "wings" either. I can barely find a German one ("Tafelflügel"? I don't think it's ever come up before in my life).

So here's a picture:

Picture of the aforementioned German type blackboard.

The width/height of the "wings" and the height of the middle part, that's a metre. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does the metallic edge count as part of the meter too or just the green surface? What if it's so hot the wings expand?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Just the green. This is special German engineering high-tech space material whose name I absolutely do know but am not at liberty to divulge and that doesn't expand (i.e. I've never experienced a blackboard being warmer than slightly cool to the touch).

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Try to piss as far as you can. Now you know how long a meter is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But how do we measure the lenght? Do we have to find a way which includes the last drop? And what if I don't have a penis?

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (8 children)

"The length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of ⁠1/299792458⁠ of a second, where the second is defined by a hyperfine transition frequency of caesium."

This is the actual definition, but it's also pretty weird.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

From the tip of your right thumb to your left nipple. Too sensible?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

As long as a clap

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

A bit more than 90 centimetres, a bit less than 110. Somewhere in that ballpark.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Just about half as twice as much.

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