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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

if the meter is dramatic, could be 5 feet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

There are 5 meters in one Iambic pentameter, so one meter is 0.2 of those.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Gas meter or water meter?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depends on the meter, dude. There are thermo-meters, speedo-meters, baro-meter...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

One universe across, depending on your frame of reference

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only weird answers?

The truth itself is weird: The meter is defined as the distance that light travels in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The problem is that the meter is originally defined in terms of the size of the earth, which is in no way related to the speed of light.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Enough thread for 10 to 15 stitches.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It's approximately 100 quarts per square foot.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

About ten minutes, wait, what was the question?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depends on how much money you put in.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

bit ~~more~~ less than 6 wang lengths.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

it's exactly one meter long

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Five pounds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

A bit shorter than a (parking) meter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I think we can agree there are large and short meters. So everyone is right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Shorter than a dozen football fields

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wednesday dude or normal one?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Weird frog dude

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

like a Tuesday one

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