this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
148 points (99.3% liked)

Leopards Ate My Face

6574 readers
261 users here now

Rules:

Also feel free to check out [email protected] (also active).

Icon credit C. Brück on Wikimedia Commons.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
top 13 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

At The Leopard BBQ:

"Damn Steve, this is delicious face! What did you do?"

"Well, you have to start with prime MAGA face. Fat is flavor!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"I'm ok having my face eaten by leopards because I'm afraid to admit I was wrong".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Besides, teh Poorz and Brown Peepulz are getting their faces eaten also too!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

Nuanced view my ass, he was taking a client to court and got detained, does he not see a problem with this? How does picking up randos outside the court not fuck with due process? I hope they pick him up again every tine he goes to court until he puts that together.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Mistake"

“They do their job and I support whatever they are doing,” Monteiro said. “I voted for Trump and there are a lot of bad people in this country that don’t deserve to be here.”

"I voted for face-eating leopards, and I'm happy that they have eaten my face."

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What's it called when cognitive dissonance in favour of your aggressor trumps self preservation?

Stockholm syndrome seems like a diet version of whatever the fuck this is

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Haven't they detained a few hundred darker-skinned Trump voters these past few months? This is repetitive news.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Those ones don't count, they already voted.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago

This one is different because he understands that sometimes a leopard eats the wrong face, and that's okay so long as they continue eating faces.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure 'shocking' is the right word here.