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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

The worst is trying to explain at how necessary the medication is. Having to explain that I cannot work without it

[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Oh this? It helps me focus on minding my own fucking business."

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Never tell people you take adderall. They'll ask you for adderall to get high.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Or launch into a tirade about how it's fake and doesn't do anything and be reeeeally fucking insistent on it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Or accuse you of selling drugs

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago (1 children)

(this advice does not apply if you want to sell adderall)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Feels a bit like projection to assume prescription drugs are obtained and taken without a prescription. If my pills are in a properly labeled bottle, I sure as shit didn't buy them off Terry on the corner.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Unless Terry is running a very weird business and/or love his labelprinter

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (8 children)

I've had someone tell me with a straight face that I'm "basically taking meth".

This is the same kind of person that says "American cheese slices are one molecule away from being plastic!"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I like to pour them a glass of peroxide and tell them to drink it. It's basically water. Literally just a molecule away from being water bro. Drink it bro, cmon! It's just a molecule!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (5 children)

It's actually just one atom away!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Meth is the #1 most abused drug by clinical scientists. That is to say, just like functional alcoholism is a thing, there's functional meth heads among some of the most well-respected and reputable scientists in the world. Anyway that would be my response if I was told I was basically taking meth.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's not really a good way to spin it. Having ADHD is nothing like functional alcoholism. An alcoholic is destructively addicted to alcohol, and a functional one is really good at hiding it.

ADHD is a condition outside of any external influence, and medication helps normalize individuals dealing with it.

Your approach is the logical equivalent of a burglar saying "I rob people's homes because they have guns to defend themselves".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What? No? I don't think the scientists abusing meth all have ADHD or they'd have meds prescribed by their doctor. What I was saying was just a tongue in cheek response to someone telling you that you're basically taking meth.

I am really not following your analogy.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (9 children)

I mean, you technically sort of are taking meth in a way, but that's because you need it since you react differently to it.

I mean, there's nothing wrong with someone with severe physical trauma being given fentanyl for example.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

you technically sort of are taking meth in a way

You are 100% NOT taking meth when you take ADHD stims. The only thing linking the two is the core ingredient which is a methyl-5 molecule, which your body makes on its own.

The drug meth is a synthetic methyl-5 compound with a ton of other nasty crap in it that doesn't exist in ADHD medication.

Like I said, whoever says that is in the same group as the American cheese is almost plastic crowd.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

dexamphetamine literally lacks the methyl group which gives "meth" it's name.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago (2 children)

See a doctor

Done.

Don't take drugs.

But... the doctor said...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

Why are you listening to doctors?

But... you said...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No, see, if you visit a doctor, you're cured.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can I just walk in the waiting room and read a couple magazines for the same effect?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

According to this person, probably.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Best way to respond. Are you? Learning impaired.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

"Maybe you should mind your own fucking business."

I mean.. at least they're not trying to sell you supplements, essential oils, or other shit.

Also why I never tell people I associate with about what I have or what I take. I leave it at "I have a condition" and then change the subject, like I'm a sad Victorian ophan trying to stay positive even as I am consumed by the knowledge that soon the plague will take me. (:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

this is why the proper response in panel 3 is ‘no, fuck off’

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