this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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Wet hodrick willy

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Jimmy Fingers

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Phil McKrackin

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (5 children)

First online username + last online username

Necro-File Kolanaki.

Uh... I was 9 and didn't know "necrophilia" was a thing, just that "necro" was Greek/Latin for "dead." The name was supposed to be a reference to a 404 error... 😫

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Da Beef M137

I'm not sure what that sounds like it would be.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Nightwalker Gloomy

I think I just briefly died of cringe.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I think that's the name of a Night Elf NPC in WoW. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Ace Trade Jonesy

Shit that kind of actually works, huh?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Dozzi92 Dozzi92. For 25 years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

And the e-mail for the account was [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I've never changed my name, so my first and last name are the same.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Hmm, I don't think Barrington Mc Shagathy sounds like a hooker name, at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Y'all are getting paid‽

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Nice try, FBI!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Seems like 7 words would be kind of awkward

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Ahah, mine is the same as...

Oh. Fuck.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

YOUR FIRST NAME + YOUR LAST NAME

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

That's the same code I have on my luggage!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Hey baby.. You lookin fine tonight!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm not giving you my real name!

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Rover 21st Ave.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hi, I'm Biggus Dickus. Nice to meet you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

He has a wife you know

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Nice try, I would never tell you my name is Mike Jones.

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Danuführe Kalmann?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 days ago (3 children)

They’re called “sex workers” these days, in an effort to stress it’s work.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Your mom was a sex worker hooker.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think everything can be synthesized down to truth and circumstance. And at times we try to do harm reduction, but it ends up coming right back into our face.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

ends up coming right back into our face.

I believe that's extra

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago

It seems like harder work then most of what I have done tbh.

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first last ; the prostitute