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Node Modules (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (10 children)

> want to compile 50kb C++ console app on windows

> 6 GB MSVC installation

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A package manager that does hard-linking helps.

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The joke is always Javascript

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago (29 children)

JavaScript itself is fine. The problem is developers who import a library to add two numbers.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Use the modulo operator? Nah. Need to import the isEven library and a ton of other unnecessary sub-50 LOC libraries "maintained" by a single dev to make their CV look more impressive. /s

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Excuse me, but it’s industry practice to always use PlusJs.

Its just annoying that it has its own dependency on MinusJs.

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