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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then marketing comes around, asks to add google tag manager, and proceeds to make the client download 10TB of tracking librairies.

At least node_modules don't directly impact the browser.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The tag manager ones always have console errors too lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Even if you rawdog the internet with no ad blocker. Actually, especially if you do that.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Depending on the design of its memory, a device with a full drive will literally weigh slightly more or slightly less than one with an empty drive. Charging the battery in all cases causes it to weigh more.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

How did you get permission from the elders to take a picture of it?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Is it even plugged in? I don't see a wire.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

lol at 3/4 of a megabyte of Vue components being ok and thinking node_modules is the issue at hand.

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