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[–] [email protected] 105 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In that case I predict the man doged a bullet here of a lifetime with a moron.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

Theyre not in the clear yet. This type of crazy doesn't exit your life just the once.

Heck, you're lucky if you catch them entering back in before they've made another exit.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if modern stupid is funnier than ancient stupid

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Some things never change.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

Stupid people deserve to be alone, and the guy dodged a bullet

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I read that as she was having an affair and was looking for any bullshit reason to leave him

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean at this point, shame on him for marrying someone like that to begin with

[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The person you love can slowly deteriorate before your eyes.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago

I admire the creativity of idiots. They come up with fresh stupid ideas each and every day.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

AI tasseography – a form of divination that interprets shapes left by tea leaves (or sometimes coffee grounds or wine sediment) after a cup is drunk.

So. Instead of just, idk, feeding ChatGPT all known details of the SO and maybe a dump of their messages or whatever and actually have a chance of it giving you a proper answer...they... just gave it a pic of a drunk coffee cup‽ Wtf is wrong with people

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

You're a reaaaal asshole if you feed your SO's messages to a third party corporation

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago

Even then ChatGPT would just give you an answer based on the wording of how you asked the question to try and agree with you.

[–] [email protected] 121 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Chatgpt is awful for people who have delusions.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hallucination feedback loop

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Halulu delulu looloopoo

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 days ago

Chatgpt is awful ~~for people who have delusions~~.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (3 children)

These people are on the fast lane for removing themselves from the gene pool in never before imagined ways.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The (now divorced) couple do have 2 kids so those genes will continue existing well into the future.

Still not sure I entirely believe the story but there are a few other mentions with a bit more details

https://www.tovima.com/society/greek-woman-divorces-husband-after-chatgpt-predicted-he-would-cheat-on-her/

https://www.ekathimerini.com/in-depth/society-in-depth/1267829/greek-woman-seeks-divorce-after-chatgpt-reveals-husbands-alleged-affair/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Hallucination feedback loop

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