this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Me responding “yes” when two options are presented

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think the issue stemmed from Stream Comments whose fast paced nature causes a situation where you're more likely to feel ignored for a thoughtful contribution but feel like part of the monkey pack if you howl the same stuff everybody else is howling.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

We are too old for tik too guys it's official. It's brainrot

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Missing the bot comments that don't reference anything specific in the original post. Sometimes they reference the title, but not the content.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

One punch man?

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You're missing the pinned "Omg, this is crazy, but I just got a $750 gift card from the code in the description! 💕💕"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I've figured out a solution for those, actually. My channels' word blacklists includes every single emoji.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That doesn't bother me, and as someone who occasionally makes comics I always appreciate positive feedback like that.

So much worse is:

OP: "This [noun] is [adjective]."

Commenter 1: "This [noun] is [worse adjective]. FTFY."

Commenter 2: "[Noun] isn't [adjective]... BECAUSE IT'S AN INSULT TO [ADJECTIVE] THINGS EVERYWHERE! I am so clever! You thought I was defending [noun], but I pulled an Uno Reverse, which is also a clever thing to say!"

At dinner that night I imagine commenter 2 tells his mom all about how he's so funny on reddit. She doesn't really listen.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

How is this bad? I feel happy knowing other people also found a joke funny.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's not bad. Not every comment has to be a well-researched dissertation on the finer points of the content.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why do you need validation from others to know if can find something funny or not?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What? They said "I feel happy knowing other people also found a joke funny", not "I need others to also think it is funny for me to find it funny"

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Punchline, yes and

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Punchline in Brazil!!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

something blatantly sexist or racist that is entirely off topic, just to grab hate reactions

oldest person on earth: "amen"

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

I swear I feel like I'm getting brain damage every time I look at YouTube shorts comments

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Punchline Situation is Diabolical

@SomeDude • 8 hours ago

2.8M Views

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Both [setup] and [punchline] are cringe, this is obviously faked for views.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

On YouTube I'm seeing

Steve ✓ (2 hrs ago): Can't believe that happened. Has anyone tried Elons bullshit? (20k likes.)

(Then a bunch of replies praising Elons AI.)

Bob (5 hrs ago): Can't believe that happened. (10 likes.)

(Reply pointing out a Bob had his comment copied by a bot)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And all of the top comments are sex bots

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

"no one:
absolutely no one:
not a single soul:
character: punchline"

going back to 2018-era youtube comment sections is painful

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Tell me blah blah blah without telling me blah blah blah."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

2018-era? That still happens today

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

maybe it’s just that I hang around good parts of the internet now, but i saw that "no one:" format so much more back then

i still see it sometimes now, but around 2018 it was everywhere

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

ahhh punchline

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

This post saved my life. 💕💕💕

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Back in my day we said it was better than twilight.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Tree(3) is craaazyyy

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My father loved this meme. My favorite memory is of reading this meme with him sitting on the couch with the family puppy. He died tragically ten years ago, hit by a runaway dildo delivery truck while taking our puppy to the vet to have puppy aids treatment. I cry every time I see this meme.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Bruh really said puppy 💀

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hit by a runaway dildo delivery truck is crazy 💀💀💀

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is so sad, can we hit 50K likes?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

1 re-lemmy = 1 ❤️

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago
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