It's just a question asking "What does an employee do"
Why are so many people up their own ass about this.
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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The question left out whether it meant responsibility to the employer or yourself, which is crucial information.
If you can't pay your own bills, then you can't eat enough to be able to work. So no
you owe that question no honesty
If you're getting quizzed on subjective questions and ideology, it's time to back away.
Yeah, a questioaire like his is definitely a red flag
Usually these employee screening systems are implemented by completely out-of-touch CEO's and upper management who want to seem like they're still taking "bold action" and such during their endless meetings.
I was supposed to use a really convoluted and stupid personality profile screening system to determine who would be best fits to hire for my team. I ignored it entirely, just had a lot of interviews and got to know the people. After making my decisions, I got called in for choosing candidates that "didn't fit the personality profile for the position" and I said I would take full responsibility if something went wrong.
The people I hired lasted there longer than me, a couple got promoted.
I always respond and give the "right" answers because it's either an HR psychopath checking your answers to see if you're a dangerous unionist or now a damn AI.
So yes I'd like to kill myself for your company, then find something else and EAT SHIT
Yes Mr. Bossman, I would love to work at your company. I have aspired to be a since I was a small child. I would do anything to help out the company. My only desire is to help the business.
If it was a worker-owned co-op they'd be the same... but it never is.
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