this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Can you remember all? I remember the place and circumstance for all 6 of mine, at least the first time. That is one of the few memories I can enter at will and know quite a bit about myself and the surroundings like I am there.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Yeah I think there's a book about this. Unfortunately it has a rather toxic fan base. That's YA stuff for you.

[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe got drunk and forgot. Imagine not being a virgin but believing you are

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Identical twin brother

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She dildoed his cum sock or fucking what? How the heck did that happen?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

When its gatcha, Iiiiiiiiiiits gatcha.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Anon is victim of immaculate deception

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fake - anon fucks a woman and gets her pregnant Gay - it's 4chan

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Gay- anon is a woman

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Even faker - anon claims to have spoken to a women

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even more faker - anon claims women exist.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

SMH everyone knows women aren't real. Anyone who claims to be one is just a federal agent in disguise.

[–] [email protected] 158 points 1 week ago

Weird way to tell someone you roofied them.

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