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Can you remember all? I remember the place and circumstance for all 6 of mine, at least the first time. That is one of the few memories I can enter at will and know quite a bit about myself and the surroundings like I am there.
My first, yes; a few amazing or terrible partners, yes, but I was a slutty bisexual guy in a big city who toured music and comedy internationally for over a decade, who was also depressive and self destructive: so, all — no.
A few are crystal clear, the first time with someone special
Most are just a blur, I've run into people who insist we did it, and I believe them, but I don't remember.
That's gotta be a bit of an ego hit for them.
I can't remember every woman, let alone ever circumstance. After 30 it all becomes a blur. I can account, shit, never mind. Was going to say for the last 6 years, but I'd have to think on it.