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RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day
(www.vanityfair.com)
This should be considered some kind of neglect or abuse.
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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I didn't realize Rock Creek was considered so polluted.
At least it isn't as bad as the Anacostia River
did they cool off with a nice refreshing glass of rancid raw milk?
This is a reverse eaten onion for me, wtf.
“Mr President, do we really need to drain the swamp? Me and some buddies and our families still enjoying a regular paddle in there.”
literally everything this man does can be explained by the brain worm
The sewage was no doubt very upset to see its creek being contaminated by RFK Jr.
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the worm is driving the bus, in the search of moist organic material to munch
The worm in his brain goes round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The worm in RFK's brain goes round and round
Alll through the FDA
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I propose a new term - "malscurrocracy" - government by evil clowns.
I hope he enjoys the full experience.
“I love it!” -Frank Dreben
When I was a little boy in New York City in the 1940s, we swam in the Hudson River and it was filled with raw sewage okay? We swam in raw sewage! You know... to cool off! And at that time, the big fear was polio; thousands of kids died from polio every year but you know something? In my neighbourhood, no one ever got polio! No one! Ever! You know why? Cause we swam in raw sewage! It strengthened our immune systems! The polio never had a prayer; we were tempered in raw shit!
Love Carlin, but this bit didn't exactly age well. lol
It was exactly the line I thought of when I saw the headline.
Why'd I think it was a RFK quote
Because we live in the stupid timeline, the one where this absolutely 100% could be real. I thought it was too lol
You know why?
VACCINES
Satire is dead, it's no longer possible to top the absurdity of real life.
Fuck that. Humor is not dead.
That's not what he said.
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We’re 100% certain there was only one lobotomy?
He fucking hates his grandkids
He literally doesn't believe in germs.
he needs to update those ideas by 160 years
Counterpoint, the great society party wants to return us to 160 years ago when a man was allowed to own some people. If that means throwing a bunch of other things out, him and his crowd are fine to do it
He's just sharing his various worm parasites with them ❤️
Pretty sure he got that from eating rancid meat in the Amazon
They are now part of the collective.
System Shock 2 was training for the coming helminth apocalypse