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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

"Software Development Engineer"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I am partial to "code monkey"

On a serious note, I usually refer to myself as a developer or a software engineer when I wanna sound a bit more important.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

My friends call me "Please fix my printer".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Digital archæologist. Bitshifter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My boss once referred to me as “code bastard”. I’m keeping it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Scrum Lord has a air of royalty to it aswel

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Everyone who works on making software is a developer, even people who don’t program at all. people who make art for software work in software development. A “coder” only writes code. It’s more of a task than a job. A software engineer does technical design and probably also codes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

The reality is they all mean the same thing and are used interchangeably in different companies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I am an engineer. Most developers aren't though, unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

"...daughter dearest."

"Wow, this guy programs."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You may call me Computer God. Or God for short if i deem it acceptable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I'm only human, though I am working on that...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I have always considered myself an engineer because I’m part of a multidisciplinary engineering organization designing a physical product that has embedded software. And “engineer” is the word at the end of my degrees, I guess.

But if somebody called me by any of those terms in the OP I would answer. And if somebody who works on an app or a video game calls themselves an engineer, it wouldn’t raise an eyebrow.

My only conclusion is that we here, who spend our days specifying exactly what we want computers to do, are not so great specifying ourselves exactly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

If you call a dev a programmer and they don’t get huffy they are hands down one of the raddest people you’ll ever meet.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Wtf. I came here to make this same comment.

Thought I'd be super clever haha. Take my upvote instead

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I only want to be called darling. Or a filthy worm, depending on the situation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Filthy darling

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