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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

“Learnings”

Yes its an old word and was repopularized by Borat of all things.

Ugh. Just say lessons or something. Leanings just sounds … wrong.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Any mention of "family" and I'm out. You aren't my fucking family. I barely tolerate any of you, and I only go that far because I am forced to participate in this bullshit just so I can feed and shelter myself. Just give me my project, shut your dick sheath, and let me grind my life away in silence.

On a totally unrelated note, "team player".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I can’t read this shit on the weekend you guys are killing me :p

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Any talk of "we" from the boss really means "you". It's exceptionally maddening when the boss is already a POS who has an A+ for delegation but F- for teamwork and care factor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

We're going to hyperconverge our core past the edge node and clear out to the cloud!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Lessons learned

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

"going forward."

Yeah, "from now on" worked fine there Phill.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

"pAiN pOiNtS"

these are not knots in muscles they are severe institutional shortcomings and failings that are draining us all, making us want to jump ship, hazardous, and in some cases even making the company lose profit but you fuckheads just want to write down pAiN pOiNtS and jerk yourselves and the shareholders off instead of actually doing ANYTHING MEANINGFUL

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow, lots of “double clicks”, which is fairly new to the usual list.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Because it's new and awful. Also implies that these massive new work is just a simple tasks. 0/10

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Collaborator instead of employee. That's a usage that has spread through every company in French. It's infuriating how it.she just plain lying.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Place I worked at some time ago made a big speech and unveiled the following company motto to a lot of confused faces: "Engagement makes awareness sustainable."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Nice. I'll drive alignment on this value with my directs. I'll status you tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Yesterday I aligned with Harold from the CD team on how to pull the data off their SI table, and so today I'm going to work on validating that data. I'll probably be done by tomorrow

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Used by spineless weasels when it something that they could have avoided, or can still be solved but they are too scared or stupid to say anything.

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