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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus Christ. Nah. There needs to be some kind of AI awareness training. This is beyond dumb.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

This is awesome. Next we can have AI Jesus endorsing Trump, AI Nicole Simpson telling us who the real killer was, and AI Abraham Lincoln saying that whole Civil War thing was a big misunderstanding and the Confederacy was actually just fine. The possibilities are endless. I can hardly wait!

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Abe statement is probably closer to real than you might imagine.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

Eww, that's such a ghoulish thing to do; letting a distortion of a dead person, that could never act as the deceased person, forgive their killer. Do they even know if he would've done this if he had a say before being killed?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd rather have somebody puppet my corpse like in Weekend at Bernie's. Basically the same thing but more authentic

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

This is some Weekend at Bernie's 2 shit.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok, so his family believed he would forgive, wrote statement for him and made AI make it look like the victim said it. And this is somehow relevant to the court? It's all nice the family thinks this but what has it got with justice?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

But, the Judge, Todd Lang, loved that AI. It was well received. Go figure.

We're living in a parallel universe now.

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[–] [email protected] 189 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Why would a judge allow this? It's like showing the jury a made-for-TV movie based on the trial they're hearing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The trial was already over. This was for the sentencing.

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[–] [email protected] 152 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Not only did he allow it,

While the state asked for a nine-and-a-half year sentence, the judge handed Horcasitas a 10-and-a-half year sentence after being so moved by the video, Pelkey’s family said, noting the judge even referred to the video in his statement.

It has about as much evidentiary value as a ouija board, but since the victim was a veteran and involved with a church and the judge likes those things we can ignore pesky little things like standards of proof and prejudice

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

Jury duty would be a lot more fun if trials were narrated by the Unsolved Mysteries guy

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

This is some Black Mirror level shit.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Unless stated otherwise, please do not use my likeness for legal proceedings on the event of my untimely passing. Please.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

An AI version of Christopher Pelkey appeared in an eerily realistic video to forgive his killer... "In another life, we probably could’ve been friends. I believe in forgiveness, and a God who forgives."

The message was well-received by Judge Todd Lang, who told the courtroom, “I love that AI."

While the state asked for a nine-and-a-half year sentence, the judge handed Horcasitas a 10-and-a-half year sentence after being so moved by the video.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Society is on the verge of total collapse

EDIT: I am reading this over multiple times, and I think the judge is being sarcastic

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