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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If terrorism now means burning cars, what's the word for killing people to terrorize?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Depends on how much you pay the president beforehand.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I guess a few agents get to slack off for a while rather than actually work. I know if I were in their position, I'd just be "following up on possible leads" for a while.

Honestly, for an FBI agent, it's insulting to be asked to do special monitoring for an unelected official's private business. They have more important things to do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

And hasn't fElon already gone back to "save" the company, so he's not even at DOGE anymore?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Getting rid of the dept of ed, cracking down on tesla keying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Won't someone think about the cars!?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Tis a silly fascist country

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

What a waste of resources

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fascism is just ultra capitalism in a trenchcoat wielding a flamethrower!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

...Or a chainsaw

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

SVU, special tesla victim unit. dundun.

What a bunch of clowns.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

"In the criminal justice system, offenses involving Tesla's are considered especially heinous."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“A task force”

I knew Daredevil Born Again was going to touch on some of the same issues, but holy crap it predicted the future.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Because they used the term "task force"?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it illegal to Nelson laugh while pointing at swasticar enjoyers and calling them dorks?

No? Then this is all a waste of time. I shall continue doing so unabated.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

These days you don't need to be committing a crime to get arrested. You just need to be annoying the wrong people.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago

Good! We're FINALLY Solving REAL PROBLEMS!

-This is LITERALLY What Conservatives think while CHILDREN ARE GUNNED DOWN IN SCHOOL, SHELVES ARE EMPTY OF GOODS, 401KS TANK AND ICE IS ALLOWED TO ENTER HOMES AND DEPORT PEOPLE WITHOUT WARRANTS OR CAUSE!

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