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I have one of these on my coffee table that’s decoration. Found it just laying in some room when I visited the Vatican in the 90s. Weird.
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The silver hammer of Saint Maxwell.
Clearly an anti zombie tool. Can't have the pope rising from the dead, it'd mess up the church's image.
Hit him once. If he is silent, hit him again. If he is silent again, hit him again. If he remains silent, he is dead.
Hit him once. If he shouts, you've got two more swings to make him stop.
Bing, Bong, Witch is dead!
The papal tappy taps
It's a silver hammer, so it could also check if the Pope is a werewolf.
Check the bathroom window for finger prints.
Can't let that happen again.
...again?
The events inspired the band Powerwolf.
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I would rather quit while am ahead?
Well you have to be sure. I wonder where they keep the Pope hammer in between deaths
In the popemobile trunk. Obviously...
He carries it under his pointy hat
The Hammer of Pope-o-cles.
Maybe the pope gets a bonk every day to ensure that he is, in fact, still alive?
Only if he's sleeping VERY soundly.
Could be, it's the only bonk he'll get
This little hammer reminds me of one from the black company books where a group of assassins after they kill someone use a cerimonial hammer to break their bones and burry them in a tiny hole so fast they often go unnoticed
I prefer the Holy Ball-Peen.
Looks like a scaling hammer, like you'd use to knock the scale off a weld. Maybe an allusion to Saul/Paul and scaly eyes?
my favourite fact is that “factoid” doesn’t mean “little fact” but is actually starting to mean that
In this case it seems to fit pretty well.
That is some Guilliman level artifact
unconfirmed is not debunked
Midsomnar reference?
i like how, by changing one letter, you've created a new compound verb that basically translates to "halfway into the action of falling asleep"
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Well, you see, there was this one time when...
I wish I wasn't at work on mobile... I really want to take that chart of hammers posted on Lemmy a few days ago and add the dead pope hammer lol
Sloppy job on mobile, but here:
I feel like some of those are not blunt weapons, still, quaterstaff!!
It's perfect! Pope-tato masher is amazing lol
I really want a flanged mace
the title on the weapon alone deserves its own post. top tier
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I bought one of those at Harbor Freight for like ¼ the price the Vatican probably paid.
Yeah but it breaks after hitting 2 popes
that's still a good 40-50 years of use!
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