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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I can't tell if people believe he is serious about being pope.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

These people fixate on the weirdest shit. People like my mom that lives in rural Oklahoma thinks ms13 is gonna kidnap one of her grandkids cause of these idiots. I can't even fight it anymore, some people WANT to live in fear

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

This was Trumps holy Easter message

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

He should take inspiration the one thing all popes have done and do it right this moment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

WTF, disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

I say we nominate him for Sainthood...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He can't be pope......... He touches women, not kids

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

he's been on epstiens island so he qualifies

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

He was BFF's with Epstein.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Just don't look! Just don't look!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like it's extreme ragebaiting/trolling. Either way had a massive laugh despite him being an ass

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Trump, that's not how it works.

Just because you ordered Vance to assassinate that old man doesn't mean you're the Pope. Vance, as his slayer, is the Pope now, so you have to kill Vance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

There can be only one!

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It must be embarrassing to be American.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's the worst. Even on the state level. People in the state I'm from used to have a positive stereotype about them, so that I felt good about sharing where I grew up in conversation.

That state turned red and they've been legislating against anyone who isn't a white, straight, rich person. If people find out where I'm from, I have to do extra work to make sure people don't assume I'm a hateful idiot.

So that's what it's like, but on the international level now. I wish I had dual citizenship so I could at least travel internationally with a different passport (or relocate altogether). I know Americans have had a reputation of being rude or entitled abroad, but that's far better than people assuming I'm a Trump-loving, delusional, fascist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Depending on your skill set, relocating is not such a big deal. Of course I understand that it's a leap of faith, if you don't have already connections to that place.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Infuriatingly so.

KG was right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol, are you referencing KGs remarks in Australia, by chance...?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So cringe to be american rn and he was elected twice HAHAHAHAAHAHA embarrassing AF

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

It's way past that now.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

I think he wants to put the idea out there that he could "step in" as pope if needed.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What did it say that the president of the USA is non-stop pulling attention seeking stunts like your crazy aunt on Facebook? Guess it must be lonely being surrounded by sycophants.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Nah, he is just ~~gaslighting~~ overwhelming everyone. Tons of insane and insulting shit to occupy the media and people, so that he can pull all the stunts he he wants. Drowning everything in noise so that no one knows what to focus on anymore.

Don't get me wrong, he is batshit insane bud there is a certain method to his madness.

Edit: Looks like I was using 'gaslighting' incorrectly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a terrifying mix of a Gish gallop (a stampede of lies and half truths, delivered so fast they can't be countered) and razzle dazzle (camouflage via a swarm of irrelevant or counter intuitive points).

It's terrifyingly effective, and very difficult to counter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Would be much easier to counter if there was a functional system of checks and balances or a well-educated population that'd hold their leaders accountable, but here we are.

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