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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
(www.livescience.com)
Ah, so that's where I'll find my Super Samples.
this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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I’m so tired of this ‘will-they won’t they’
I always thought "D.C." meant "District of Columbia." TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means "Dildo, Canada."
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.
The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).
Conception hahahahha
Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.
It’s just the tip.
😶🌫️
everything reminds me of her
We're gonna need a bigger M&M's tube....
Nice
Everything reminds me of him 😞
Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.
Hate it when that happens.
If your iceberg lasts more than 3 days, consult a physician
And maybe a physicist.
They'd probably like to know. They are very kinky like that.
Quite the opposite effect of what happens to me in the cold!
"It shrinks..?!"
This wouldn't be an onion article
What kinda coincidence is this? I feel like someone must've sculpted it.
My family is from nearby. Unironically hundreds of icebergs a year pass that area. It was honestly a matter of time.
I feel the same way. I know exactly nothing about ice sculpting, and after typing this I guess I try google... what did the article call it? Sobmething that made me think chunks of glacier is otherwise normal near the coast of Dildo.
But that just seems like an extremely well place dick joke. That someone or multiple people risked their lives to pull on. Off.
And that person was {insert favorite prophet or just someone you hold in high regard}.
"It's a bit small"
"Hey, it's cold out here!"
That said, I'm somewhat in awe of your standards given its thirty foot tall height.
This is two years old.
Yeah, first thing I thought was "Wait - again?!?". That would have been one hell of a coincidence.
I'm glad they posted it, cause I've never seen it before
So? I found it today and the time doesn't make it less funny.
That is, uh, also, what she said.
Damn good find.
Jolly damn good find.
That's, umm, what she said.
It was dildestiny
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