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"You have a beautiful brain" while looking at MRI pictures of my head.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

-Omg your dick is huge!

-T-thanks.

That was a good dream.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Being complimented by the urologist on my shaving for a vasectomy.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My female colleague told me the other day I'd make a great dad because my tattoos are all black and white and that would be great for kids because they could color them.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"Whoever did your circumcision did a really good job." :/

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Yeah. Let's see the model cock, sir

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

I need more context 😭

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

As I was sitting at my desk with some tea and a stroopwaffel, one of my coworkers commented that I "really knew how to live."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Average dutch person

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I've had several people throughout my life tell me they like my earlobes. Had a friend as a kid, and her adoptive dad was obsessed with them. He was a very quirky and funny person, it was never creepy but still weird.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"You have the most beautiful intestines!" And several other similar things as I was checked for cancer.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

It's like the saying goes: true beauty is on the inside.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

there was a comment thread where there was something along the lines of "when my roommate peed you could HEAR how his urethra was wider than a normal person" and I don't know how to feel about it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

This is disturbing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Her "you look like Kevin federline"

Me "well fuck you too"

Her "what?! He's hot!"

Me "I stand by my statement"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I honestly forgot he existed

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't know how weird it is but I've been told a few times that I have a "calming presence". It's a very nice compliment, just don't understand why or how.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This is sometimes what happens when someone grows up around someone who is volatile or unpredictable.

Natural adaptation.

Could that be why?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh. Well that tracks, yeah.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Baseball, huh?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Irish people ask me what part of Ireland I’m from. I must do an amazing Irish accent despite being Scottish and have never visited there. I blame the fact that central Edinburgh doesn’t have a strong Scottish accent and lots of Londoners/Americans study here.

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