I thought this was going to be a 5 years later we are married and she thinks I like poop story
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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Tell her "sorry, I'm only into girls, and girls don't poop" then block her
Oh shit, the poop test. Clever!
The real ones aren't the ones you think you want
Every night in my DMs.
I see poo, I feel poo.
That is how I know you, go poop.
Far across the distance.
And spaces between us.
You have come to show you, go poop.
Near, fart, wherever you are.
I believe that the shart does go on.
Once more you open the back door.
And you're here in my heart and my heart will go poo and poo.
Two literal shitposters - and they found each other
She was thinking omg he has the same kink as I do.
Kinky girl with a heart of gold and panties of brown.
Homeboy found the keeper of all keepers, if she'll share poopix, she'll probably do all sorts of stuff, she's just waiting for her moment to shine!
And that's how I met your mother.
I'm literally shitting right now y'all.
Lemmy is place for every type of character:
How would you rate your shit?
Bog standard sit down and let 'er rip.
I've never seen a more perfect use of bog standard
Vids or it didn't happen.
You trying to see me paint the bowl? I'd just take my word for it if I was you.
If you're starting to paint it red, you might want to send it to your doctor.
If you start to paint it black, you might be The Rolling Stones
Cool, but please don't send the video.
I wouldn't check your DMs then.
agreed
She’s a keeper
ITT: I've found home. Y'all are my peeps.