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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Is this british food?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah, there is a reason I didn't know the word "aspic". What an abomination.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Add a Kool-Aid

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Please unalive yourself in Minecraft

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don't get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

From the color and the amount of liquid in the result picture I seriously doubt that the core went even over 40 C

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I mean, it kinda just looks like boiled chicken, so it's probably fine? Probably not tasty, but not raw by a long shot.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don't know. Some chicken had it's end of life to end up on my plate.

However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Maybe it had a personality.

From what I have seen chickens absolutely do have personalities. Some are nice, friendly, cuddly and playful, and some are just mean little bastardbirds.

But they cant live forever and I do think when creatures die, we can either recycle them in our bellies or let wild bacteria eat their bodies. I'm all for doing it ourselves because we cant absorb nutrition from the sun and I dont want to die of hunger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

These tendies didn’t die of old age.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's another comm for this I think.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

What's for dinner tonight mom?

Unborn chicken.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

That's disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

stop right there criminal scum!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You all are asking me why. Here is why:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

No, we need a better answer for why.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

How does it taste? I'd try it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Almost as good as the Allegra chicken.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

How vegans see all omnivore food

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"My Arrakis. My Dune".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

What was the result expected to be?

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