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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I keep misreading this post because of the Canadian election

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Well I am now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Look, normally eye don't object to ob-seen images, but it's damaging my vision...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I do this with my girlfriend sometimes. Not sure how it started, but once in a while now one of us says "hey, wanna touch eyes?" and then we touch eyes. It's actually not easy, you have to find the right angles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Blocked.

Jk

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Unhygienic as fuck man. We don’t share eye makeup because you can catch weird stuff from people’s eyes. Stop doing that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My roommate is always complaining about his contacts drying or running out of new ones, and every time I cringe a little bit because I hate things touching my eyes. Even eye exams freak me out, but I only have to deal with weird things happening to my eyes when I get them. I’ve been trying to convert him back to glasses, but he won’t listen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I mean… no.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Just don't lick the eye ball for at least an hour after eating cake.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm into it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Why can you just peg each other like a normal couple?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

An ex of mine would 'tickle me with her eyelashes'. Similar concept but no eye touching. Would've probably evolved into that had we stayed together. My other ex would look at me dramatically with one eye (as if recoiling from something shocking) then switch the eyes and moving closer too. Ended up with her deep in my face sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm burnin I'm burnin I'm burnin for you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

... I am a guy, and apparently I have significantly ... thicker, fuller, natural eyelashes than most.

Or at least this is what several (now ex) gfs have told me, over the course of my roughly two decades of dating... that they are actually jealous of them. One joked about me being an eyelash donor to her, ala being a kidney donor or something like that.

Also, several of them, independently, as in... different cities, they aren't in the same social group, come from significantly different backgrounds...

They would ask me to do what they called 'butterfly kisses' which is basically just fluttering your eyelashes together, at not quite as close as this range, but basically just 1 cm further back.

... Can anyone tell me if this is a thing that happens to other people, or has my life (and love life) just been very weird?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

If you think butterfly kisses are weird, me and my friends actually touched eyeballs every now and then just like the image.

Being weird is fun lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I am a guy and have been told my whole life that girls are sooooooo jealous of my eyelashes.

Yes, they want butterfly kisses. It's totally a thing

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Butterfly kisses are a thing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ok, rhat's ... good...?

I've mentioned this to other people before over the years, and ... basically 99% of other people have never heard of this concept/practice.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've heard of butterfly kisses, done by one person to the other person's cheek or neck, it tickles. Reciprocal ones, lash to lash, is new to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Letting the eyeballs touch is the French kissing of butterfly kisses? If I understand the analogy correctly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Butterfly snogging.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's so sweet, it lets your eyelash mites and your partner's visit a new face!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

... and TIL about eyelash mites.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The cure for loneliness was staring us in the eyes all along!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm... I'm sorry clay. It's not your fault.

Our mites, they just... they're not compatible.

=(

/s/s/s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I always do this to make sure there's no little people operating the other person.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Corneal knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes.

Where's the eye bleach?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

On my eye, here I can share a little 👁️

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I’d hide this post but I don’t want to be able to easily find it ever again in my hidden posts

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I don't get why neorotypics rave about making eye contact.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I guess we just don't see eye to eye.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This isn't real right? Right?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It was passé when Man Ray did it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I had a girlfriend who did this. It feels weird

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

This is the internet, you prolly don't really want to know.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

What if we kissed with our corneas? Like, if we'd both bawl generating oxytocin rich tears we could swap them and both be happy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Conjunctivitis has entered the meme

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

And here I was thinking I'd seen it all, god damnit.