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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 104 points 1 month ago
[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

yoshi's time to shine

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

That's Chad shit

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unscrupulous, no regard for the law in creatively hocking a product, give this man an MBA

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is the worst URL I've seen in a really long time. Story was funny though.

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

local news: easter egg marijuana scavenger hunt hints online eggs weed pot facebook social media hint picture pictures hid hidden police search investigation five drug drugs narcotics dealer selling sell park parks city around across

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

How generous! Too bad I wasn’t there lol

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

The weed fairy is real!

On-on

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Guy was so high he planned it all in detail, then told everyone .... then later realized he hadn't done anything.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 month ago (13 children)

In true Easter Egg Hunt fashion, one egg was not recovered until someone's grandchild randomly found it a day later.

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[–] buwho@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago

not all hero's wear capes

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 101 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The hero we wanted, but didn't deserve

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 96 points 1 month ago

The Easter Buddy.

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 190 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 171 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And one, packed with concentrates, labeled "He is resin!"

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago

Is there a pic of this? I wanna put John Brown's face on it.

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