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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Starts out pretty good but goes quickly downhill.

That Gnome TV makes gno sense at all.

That orc TV has too many thoughts, not enough shouting and explosives. Orcs would watch wrestling, Michael Bay movies, and Russian candid camera shows where they surprise people with boobs.

Halflings are absolutely not known for their passion. Simplicity with a spark of mischief is their bag. They'd go for gardening shows, cooking shows, home improvement shows, and true crime to remind them about how great life is at home compared to those crime ridden tall folk cities.

The Fae don't have TVs. You and your loved ones are their TV. Dance, puppet, dance. ...unless you'd like your daughter to dance for us?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Ent TV: Parliamentary livestreams, nature documentaries, slo-mo poetry, weather report

Mage TV: 1980s-style tele-education, hi-tech ads, self-improvement guides

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I feel like there is an opportunity for smelting and forging shows on Dwarf TV. I suggest smelting to have on while feasting and then forging during prime time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

What about the History of famous breweries? Like i could Imagine whatching that stuff during Prime Time. Bascically erveryday a long ad for Budweiser, Warsteiner and Guinessduring primetime

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

They're also famously effective traders and obsessed with history, but now you're creating well balanced media ecosystem and not a one-line quip.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

They would definitely watch Forged in Fire, at least.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What would Dragon TV be? Bussiness, and History, as well as documentaries?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nothing but Cash 4 Gold and Gold 4 Cash commercials.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Probably stock tracking channels but the only stocks there would be for precious metals and natural resources.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Mythbusters would be on Dwarf TV. Dwarf TV would also show How It's Made, Robot Wars, Scrapheap Challenge, Battlebots. I'm pretty sure they'd also be the ones obsessed with cars, unless that was in a universe where gnomes were the tinkerers and inventors.

Orc TV would be The Ultimate Fighter, Yellowjackets, Deadliest Warrior, WWE, Reacher, The Terminal List, Vikings, Highlander: The Series...

I wonder what mythical creatures would watch shows like South Park, Blackadder, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Orcs would not be watching WWE. They'll be on that AJPW Kings Road shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Ogres watching The Great British Bake Off.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not Top Gear reruns, Orc Jeremy most certainly didn't get fired for clocking a manager. Orc TV still has proper Top Gear

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

orc jeremy got promoted for clocking a manager

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Do Hobbits love Arcane or is it too depressing?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don’t like that I opened the comments to write this specifically.

Maybe there’s more to the hive mind than I thought.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Truly an Orc.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Minotaur TV: Labyrinth on repeat until midnight, then milk porn until 4am and then labyrinth again.

Rock Troll (Discworld) TV: similar to Dwarf TV, but more igneous.

Devil (Forgotten Realms) TV: Let's Make a Deal, Deal or No Deal, and similar shows

Demon (FR) TV: repeats of the entire Saw franchise, Nickelback videos

Dragon TV: documentaries about predatory animals, business news, Dragon's Den

Elder Vampire TV: CSPAN

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Neanderthal TV: Rock Smash, but then old re-runs of Rock Smash.

K/Pg extinction TV: 12-hour marathon of Rock Smash, then just static.

Cambrian TV: Documentaries about mating, followed by PSAs about the joys of neglectful parenthood.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Down here, salt is a way of life

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago

Kobold tv is just porn

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm subscribing to Orc TV and Fairy TV. But where does Bubs Burgers fit in?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Halfling TV for sure. It's got everything. The impassioned story telling, music, food.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Songs about how making a really good burger is like being a doctor in a war zone? Hell yes!

[–] [email protected] 89 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Halfling TV is just the food network.

Ork TV would also have Pro Wrestling and Monster Trucks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

given that Orks had restaurants (meat is back on the menu), they also likely have a good channel with celebrity chefs.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

I came here to say there had to be some sort of mushroom cooking show

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh fuck, sign me up for dwarf tv

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I feel they'd also have some "Dirty Jobs with Microcline "Mike" Rowe"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

I think they'd also have some old History Channel type content, back when it was like legit deep dive WW2 documentaries and shit.