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I absolutely hate this, but can't deny that it's accurate
Well, I know people would watch it.
I did not watch the Minecraft movie myself, no desire to experience a full theater of people throwing popcorn around screaming chicken jockey.
Movie industry is fucked.
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Movie is called Dark Souls, plot is Elden Ring. Hollywood on par for the course.
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This is a repost, no?
Yeah. It's hard to tell but if you look closely at the formatting you can see this was already posted on 4chan.
I thought so, but wasn't sure
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The fact that they show a Dark Souls poster and proceed to describe an Elden ring movie is very funny. Like the producers don't know the difference.
they'd be proud of the fact that they never played video games, let alone the source material.
look at interviews surrounding halo paramount, "we want to tell our own story in this setting" then proceeds to make garbage that actively disrespects the source.
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Just a matter of time until this trailer gets made. I remember the Oppenheimer one and now that we've got the AI trailers, you don't even need an actual movie to use as source material this time.
Fond memories of some redditor recreating the Terminator 2 trailer with video AI, back when it was impossibly primitive... eighteen months ago. Total gloop. Panning across a guy and a kid on a motorcycle, to the same guy and kid on a motorcycle, to a third copy that's upside-down.
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"Rock of Ages" was good too
It might be one of the only jukebox musicals I don't want to kill with a brick, but let's aim higher
"they ruined it! There aren't even bonfires in elden ring! In lore theyre called this-games-thing!"
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Goddamnit I give up with the formatting
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Backslash, not forward slash.
Thaaaanks
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Was the minecraft movie ai generated
Tbh, i'd love a dark souls movie with Jack Black and Nick Cage.
You're on the money, Cageman is who this movie needs
Jack Black as Solaire would work. I can see the jolly cooperation now
And a shaven Adam Sandler as patches. This would truly be an awful film. I’d see it. Not in theaters, certainly. Not even my own streaming subscription. But eventually I’ll be on someone’s couch and exactly drunk enough to dare them to put it on.
This is how I ended up seeing Sonic 3.
Did I enjoy Jim Carrey? Yes, very much so.
Do I want to go back and see Sonic 2, which I completely missed? No.
You did it right
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I hate that I can visualize this greentext so easily.
"Ah sweet, a new Miyazaki film!"
Wrong Miyazaki! Go back!
*gets bogged down in poison swamp*
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