cockwomble, wankstain, pillock, cretin, prick, jobsworth, nutjob, absolute.. (insert anything, e.g. biscuit, sausage). oh slang not insults? i think cheers is good it's not too indulgent like thank you very much but it's also a way to give some appreciation
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Fucking knackered! It means very tired, exhausted. But those terms are sterlized of feeling, of life.
Are you sure that anima you ascribe to "knackered" isn't coming from the adjective? "Fucking exhausted!" sounds, to my ear, just a full of feeling. Whereas, "I'm knackered" sounds just as lifeless as "I'm exhausted." I wonder if you're mis-attributing the vigor from "fucking," which is, indeed, a potent word.
Innit
I like rhyming slang. Mostly for torturing my fellow Americans. I also enjoy clunge, jobbie, and being "sick to bastard death" about things.
The Australians have my heartstrings though, when it comes to inventive slang. They're not here to fuck spiders, tell you that much for free.
War-Chest-Hair Sauce ... Werk-hamster-shire Sauce ... Wash-your-sister Sauce ... What's-this-here Sauce ... Wister-Sheer Sauce ... ... ...
Yeah. Fucking nailed it!
"Gutted" gets every single time, but for the most unfunny and fucked up reason.
I was at a bar and a guy was describing how his pet got hit by a car and he found it kind of split down the belly, then he said "I was gutted", describing his reaction. But his pet was also quite literally gutted. I didn't laugh or anything but it was just such a dark thing to say it was almost funny.
Gash / Axe Wound
Cock Womble
Bloody, but just because when I had a period I would say things like "I'm on my bloody period!"
Damn I use bloody sometimes. It's bloody good
British people are fucked. They say shit like hi Marvin and then think you're an idiot for not recommending somewhere to eat.
Hank Marvin. Starvin.
British slang really depends on your region just because there are so many accents. Overall though, I'm quite a fan of plonker, pillock, (all)reet, mooch, and bog (as in shitter).
"Loads a money!"
More of a meme than slang, but I also like "dosh".
The sexual slang is hilarious. Vadge, bugger, shag.
Knob. Do. Plough. Basically anything can mean you’d want to shag someone. All genders and orientations do it.
These:
Some of those are British versions of American terms and some are slang.
Half of them are total jokes, I’ve just always thought it was hilarious. Cold on a cob!!!
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