Dude show some emotion moan cry call upong your pagan gods, anything. Some guys just be there thrusting with their eyes closed and no sound. That's why she thought you weren't enjoying it.
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2025
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"you mind if I put some music on to get me going?"
I had almost forgotten this insanity.. My colleagues are giving me weird looks, while I try to contain my laughter
I had someone tell me I could fuck her harder. That isn't what turns me on. Oh well.
On yeah, you like that you fucking retard!?
I think about this story like once a month.
What story again
I prefer slow, but I also like pleasing my partners. I straight up tell them that if you say "do whatever you want with me", it's gonna be slow. If they want to be slammed harder than Pete Hegseth downing a beer, then they need to say that instead.
Communication, people. I know it's cliche to say communication is important, but it is.
The absurdity made it funny, well done.
My partner would never say that to me. Something about the back of a Volkswagen.
Relatable