this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Dude show some emotion moan cry call upong your pagan gods, anything. Some guys just be there thrusting with their eyes closed and no sound. That's why she thought you weren't enjoying it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"you mind if I put some music on to get me going?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I had almost forgotten this insanity.. My colleagues are giving me weird looks, while I try to contain my laughter

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

I had someone tell me I could fuck her harder. That isn't what turns me on. Oh well.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

On yeah, you like that you fucking retard!?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think about this story like once a month.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

What story again

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I prefer slow, but I also like pleasing my partners. I straight up tell them that if you say "do whatever you want with me", it's gonna be slow. If they want to be slammed harder than Pete Hegseth downing a beer, then they need to say that instead.

Communication, people. I know it's cliche to say communication is important, but it is.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

The absurdity made it funny, well done.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

My partner would never say that to me. Something about the back of a Volkswagen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
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