Well they’ve made 3 months feel like 3 years so perhaps they do
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Not to mention the drastic drop in tourism. There's so much more room for activities now!
While the statement was likely intended as aspirational language about technological progress, it has since circulated widely online, with some interpreting the comment literally.
The article headline, and sharing of this headline, feeds the conspirations and litteral interpretation.
The line is sometimes blurry between reporting claims and fueling rumors or conspirations.
That's a lie. If they could they'd go back in time and unfuck the economy.
Maybe this isn't the un-fuckiest economy possible, while still maintaining their political goals?
trump as the next incarnation of the doctor confirmed.
"A big ball of biggly wiggley, timey im winey stuff"
This is going to be the boy who cried wolf.
True, every time they speak at the white house I, as a European, feel more distant from the US and it always feels like time is slowing down.
Rewinding...
I as a US citizen also feel more distant from the US.
He's just saying the quiet part out loud: "The truth of reality doesn't matter to us, we make our truth reality."
They already have .... it's called Facebook, X (Twitter), Fox News and rage podcast entertainers.
Due to the disinformation, misinformation and non-information they've created and spread, entire portions of the American population live in an entirely different time and space.
I don't know anything about this guy but I'm willing to bet he has zero scientific background.
Isn't having kind of background justification to be fired by the orange tumor.
Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!
Yeah they're called rockets and satellites. North Korea has that tech too.
Get in loser, we're going back to the peasant age!
Kratsios then went on to explain: "We also were able to give Trump a huge cock. Not that it wasn't massive and bigly on it's own, but the technology gave us the chance to give him a 'Thank you' gift that even Arnold Palmer would be jealous of.
Seriously... It's also veiny and turgid as shit. Dude is stacked. I love serving in the shadow of his throbbing man-beast."
While the White House has not issued a formal clarification, the speech's wording suggests the phrase was metaphorical—intended to refer to the transformative nature of modern innovation, not literal manipulation of space-time, or the invention of time travel.
I remember my first joint, too.
Where's the device that allows you to speed up and slow the passage of time?
Under the seat.
Peyote it has to be peyote.
Bruh, if everything a trump admin official said was true, we'd be living in a drastically different world...
If we had any crazy alien shit. trump would be showing it off constantly. There's no way he'd be able to help himself
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