They can't even manipulate their own fool heads.

I'm just gonna quote my wife here when I talk about outlandish work stuff:

"Wow." - dream_weasel’s wife

Growing up in USSR we had a saying: a comrad comes to you with a shovel, points to a patch of land and says: "you will dig from here and until supper".

I bet White House, with it's ties to Putin's Russia, means something similar.

Please be Aliens bro. Please.

Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity

Ok, so your on drugs. It's not a particularly unique technology tho.

The Time Machine we have at home https://youtu.be/L3LHAlcrTRA

I, too, am a source of gravity.

Nothing will meaningfully improve until the rich fear for their lives

Come with us now on a journey through time and space. To the world of the Might Bullshit.

Reminds me of this key and peele skit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGFLPbpdMS8

did someone just explain to this guy the half a century old tech scanning tunneling microscope that uses quantum tunneling for imaging

Crap, they found the Democrat's weather controlling space lasers.

It manipulates space by “moving everything around you until the space around you is not the USA, but El Salvador,” and it manipulates time by making it seem like no time has passed as the space moves, almost like you were put to sleep with a tranquilizer (but that’s definitely not what it was)

if true this explains soooo much.

Reminds me of the poster for the Terry Gilliam classic "Time Bandits."

They could travel anywhere in time or space. They just couldn't tie their own shoes."

Go where no sane person has been before.

white house discovers cannabis

Yea, its called creative accounting ... or fraud.

Too bad they have it set to 1930's germany

• General Relativity 1905
• Special Relativity 1905
• Assclown Relativity 2025

Idiots just threw a wristwatch.

"Prompting online speculation" ... This line can be thrown into literally any news article.

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If they had the technology to manipulate time and space they'd just use it to commit election fraud

Amphetamines are a helluva drug

Then go get everyone’s 401k money back

It's ketamine, isn't it?

He who controls the past, controls the present.

To be fair, these last 3 months have felt like 3 years so maybe they're on to something.

“Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity”

I - too - can walk, garden, and drink coffee.

There is ZERO reason to believe this.

Or at the least there is ZERO reason to believe it in the way that it was interpreted.

It is called the MAGAt field of stupidity.

I never considered the world where we invent the ability to accelerate time, and just use it for making workers work more shifts so they die even younger just to extract more value relative to those without the technology.

In the speech, Kratsios emphasized the importance of American leadership in emerging technologies and criticized regulatory burdens that, in his view, had slowed progress. "We have weighed down our builders and innovators," he said. "But we are capable of so much more."

"Can we get some comments from the innovators?"

"No we fired them."

The cake is a lie! They shouted, certain they had grabbed the cultural zeitgeist by the tail