My bodies interal clock is spot on 99.9999% of the time. The one time it's wrong and im late for my own funeral
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I legitimately thought I activated some sort of extrasensory perception when I learned my internal clock worked
I used to need a bunch of them, then I got old and started going to bed at 9 almost every night and now I wake up within five minutes of 7 o clock EVERY day.
Probably would have been that way all along if not for all the drugs and alcohol I guess
I am all of these depending on how depression/anxiety has been treating me lately
The trick is to figure out how long you sleep naturally and go to sleep that amount of time before you need to wake up. Doesn't work for insomniacs unfortunately.
My cat has a more precise internal clock than humans could ever engineer.
Yes, he knows when I'm in that deep sleep like 30-60m before my alarm goes off, so that when I give him the boot I don't have enough time to go back to bed for any meaningful sleep.
Hint: it wakes up so punctually because it can hear the mice scratching in the walls, who are reacting to your boiler starting to heat the pipes at 7am sharp.
Ya'll really got it out for servicemembers.
just drink a bottle of water if you have to wake up early. alarms are uncivilized
Yeah! And drink a bottle of whiskey if you have to wake up late and can't be bothered to cancel the multiple alarms in your off day.
hell yes brother/sister!
I'm everything in this photo. I can wake up if I need to at 600, but I get paranoid that I won't so I set my alarm for 530. Then I get paranoid that I'll sleep through that alarm so I set one for 545, and finally another for 600. I don't trust snooze because I've accidentally turned off the alarm too many times while trying to hit snooze.
But most of the time I will wake up 5 minutes before each of the three alarms.
Android needs to not have the snooze and stop button be so damn close to each other.
Yeah, I would prefer if snooze were tap the button and turn off was hold for 3 seconds or something.
I don't think there's a bigger bliss in this world than waking up randomly at night, looking over at the clock and realizing it's still early as fuck so you can go back to sleep 🤤
There is, it's waking up early thinking you're late to work / school only to realize you've woken early and today is your day off
- wakes up in the middle of the night
- realises it's 4 am, need to wake up at 5am
- can't fall asleep for 45min ..
- no profit
unless you stress out about not being asleep and get angry and then you can't sleep! hahahaha
Me when I have morning meetings, every time without fail. I specifically ask people don't schedule shit until 10AM because of this, and most people are chill with it, thankfully.
amen to that
cross time zone teams means my pointless standup meetings are either set at sharp 9 am or even earlier, fucking bullshit.
wow that blows. try moving east! i lived on the west coast and cross zone teams sucked. but now on the east coast the meetings are at like 2pm. freakin love it
I had team members outside of the US, hopefully my next job is better, but with all the outsourcing these days, I have little hope of even landing a job,let alone one where everyone I need to work with is local
When I was a kid, I would set an alarm for like 2am, just for this. I was a dumb kid (now not a kid...)
I was also a dumb kid!
A propos of nothing, I think this is one of the funniest images ever made. The pure horror of the small child, the utter confident terror of the elder, the random shingles, the unexpected wooden bucket, the crazy cute rabbit staring at the unexpected wooden bucket - just pure genius
Pretty sure those shingles are asbestos as well.
People with rude cats
Bio alarm
No, just arthritis.
i don't need any alarm because i have cats
Cats with baseball bats.
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